My side chic kicked me out for eating 6 pieces of turkey in her house – Man narrates

A Nigerian man has shared a funny story about how his love for food ruined his sleepover at his secret lover’s house.

He said that he visited the lady known as Adun, on a random day and decided to stay till the next day when she served him rice and stew with turkey.

According to him, she went to school and left only him at home, but when he felt hungry he ended up eating 6 out of 8 pieces of turkey in the stew.

The man said that when the lady came back, she sent him home and he later realised that she had blocked him. He apologised by sending 50k and another N20k to make fresh stew.

In his words; “I went to my sneaky link’s house.. we did things as usual and I slept over. following day she served me white rice and turkey stew with turkey and chilled drink. it was so delicious. she quickly had to go to school cos of some school work so she left me behind at home. while she was gone.

I got hungry and boiled rice again. the stew was nice and the turkey was so sweet. i kept eating until I finished 6 out of 8 pieces. I know i did bad. she returned and i explained to her that it was hunger and the fact that the stew was so sweet. she told me to be going to my house. when i got home. I figured she blocked me. i sent her 50k. 20 to make another stew and 30 as apology. Adun, im sorry.. pls unblock me.my life is not the same again.. what did you add to your stew?”

In another news…

A Nigerian lady simply known as Oyindamola has taken to Twitter to reveal how she played a guy who wanted her to cook at his place.

She said she was visiting him for the first time and he gave her the house key as well as money to buy food stuff.

According to her, the man asked her to come back the next day and use to money to buy meat and pepper which she would use to cook before he comes back from work.

However, she decided to go back home because she was not comfortable with the idea of cooking, so she dropped his house key under the mattress and on her way back, she used the cash to buy food for herself instead of returning it to him.

Oyindamola wrote; ”I visited this guy for the first time and he gave me his house key and money 😂😂he said I should come the second day and buy pepper and meat so I can cook before he gets back from work 💀😂 dropped the key under his mattress and used the money to buy food on my way home.”

Reacting, @emaryomeke wrote; This is how some people miss intentional men, he probably saw you as someone he can end up with, you think is Everyman that will let you in their space and even want to eat your food.

@Tee_Classiquem1; Nothing is funny here, he gave you his house key and money to cook for him probably out of trust or something, it won’t take you anything to tell him you ain’t cooking for him and reject his money, coming here to post it on twitter with plenty laugh emojis is what i don’t get.