An unidentified Nigerian man wrote to popular relationship expert and love doctor, Joro Olumofin, to seek for a relationship advise.
Joro Olumofin took to social media to share an email he received from the man who complained that his girlfriend cannot fry plantain without burning at least 15 or more.
“Joro, my girlfriend can’t fry plantain without burning at least 15 or more. The annoying part is after burning 20 plantain she wants to serve it each portion with me. It gets me so mad. I call her names and insult her. Yesterday I called her slow and retarded. I feel bad about it. But which normal person does that? Who burns plantain. Like who does that? It has upset me as I’m typing again now. Should I forgive her?”
That is that… However in another gist, Joro Olumofin listed out 20 things guys should watch out for while dating a lady. According to him, if any girl is guilty of more than 5 of the things he listed below, the guy should break up.
1 If she can’t use N5,000 to cook decent meals from Friday – Sunday. (A Full weekend)
2️ If she has more than 3 married men as “besto”, “fwends” or “my G”
3️ If your girlfriend demands a gift on every birthday
4️ If she borrows money from different guys without asking you.
5️ If she doesn’t call your mother on Mother’s Day. .
6️ If your girlfriend has been to Dubai 3 times from 2018 till date and she doesn’t have any income
7️ If you have given your girlfriend up to N500,000 / $1400 and she’s still broke or doesn’t have a business.
8️ If she is always commenting on known Yahoo boys pictures and Billionaires pictures on IG : “Yas zaddy, i tap into ur grace sir, check ur DM”
9️ If she doesn’t know what you do to make money. E.g she knows you’re a banker but doesn’t know what department you’re in
10. If she takes Postinor 2 like M&K every month
11. If she idolizes runs girls & copies their IG post and Snapchat. “She May be an apprentice soon”
1️2. If she has cheated on you in the past 12 months
1️3. If she’s a student & you can’t locate her on weekends
1️4. If she has never bought you anything apart from perfume, belt & boxers on your birthday. E.g she should buy you books & inspirational dvds
1️5. If she spends N40,000 on makeup every month & she’s not a makeup artist or making money from the makeup.
1️6. If shes always commenting on celebrity pages saying “ Bless me”. .
1️7. If more than 5 night club bouncers know her name in your city
1️8. If she would rather go to the cinema than mid week service
1️9. If she doesn’t let you wipe or clean her up after sex.
2️0. If she gets violent. Trashes your car, assaults, burns your clothes. .
*If your girlfriend is guilty of more than 5 of these and not willing to change, you should consider reentering the market*